Tumblr
Create a blog that has dead simple UI? Awesome. Look at all these users, who should I follow? I do like how they conveniently display all recent posts of people I follow on my homepage. Look at all these bright lovely human beings. That is a truly inspiring piece of art, I think I’ll follow you mysticmarie(or any other interchangeable tumblr name). I like that band too! I’m sure glad I chose to follow you.
What’s that? You boyfriend broke up with you? I’m sad for you but do you really need to share it with the world? I see you enjoy taking pictures of your macbook. No harm done but i’d rather not know just how fung-shui your dorm room is so you can show off your overpriced computer. Oh a .gif, those can be amusing from time to time but I don’t see how posting a series of them weekly cements the need to preserve them for your followers. I’d rather not see pubic hair while i’m eating my corn flakes thank you, I realize that nakedness is artistic but there is a time and a place for that, I think i’m not being prudish when every other post is a minge on your previously enjoyable feed. Oh you have managed to combine your love of male bums and gifs? Delightful. I think that your leather fetish posts really enhance my tea.
Wait all these have been reposts? You don’t actually have anything to say or contribute? Cheers.
—->Unfollow
I don’t even bother looking anymore.