Anonymous asked: Just wondering what your opinion is on global warming and eco-friendly related topics.
Almost the same as preaching vegetarians - don’t shove it in my fucking face all the time. You do your things and I’ll do mine. I don’t give a toss about all this carbon footprint nonsense. What the dick is a carbon footprint anyway? I don’t recall standing in any coal.
I’m all for ‘saving’ the environment by planting trees, using solar power and wind turbines etc., and I’ve got nothing against those Greenpeace bros who go around collecting rubbish from beaches. They go about their business and I go about mine.
I do, however, think cars are useless. If people weren’t so lazy and just walked everywhere, using trains, trams and airplanes to get to unreachable places, there’d be a lot less overweight people and we wouldn’t have to breathe in smog all day. Oh and the atmosphere wouldn’t implode either.
Basically, build a dyson sphere and we’ll be done with it.
I also like cold weather so this warming business is an instant enemy.