Tea and Raeg.: Archive

Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...

Nov 28th

'You look quite alternative'

THAT MAKES NO SENSE. FUCK OFF.

Nov 15th

Nov 10th

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twelveharps asked: My apologies for stalking you.

Nov 4th

Areas I want to major in but can't:

icaryoucarwecar: Listening to music Drinking tea Singing Taking walks Sleeping Reading books on philosophy Petting my dog Being completely obnoxious Running WHY IS SOCIETY SO UNFAIR. (Except singing) WHAT. HOW DO YOU KNOW ME? GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER.

Nov 4th

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Things I've learnt at University so far

I get argumentative in seminars I don’t like living with stereotype students People don’t know how to clean up after themselves Noodles can sustain human life Food is expensive Having your own personal fridge/kettle is essential to avoid shitmunchers Bread goes mouldy quickly The walls in student halls are as soundproof as tissue (I can hear people having a wee at the end of...

Nov 3rd

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Oct 17th

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Shitmunchers and philosophy.

I recently started University. I go to little lectures here and there, do little sculptures and projects and such. Then there’s seminars in which the group basically talks rubbish about a subject for as long as they can stay awake. This is where the anger strikes. The tutors - used to teaching the usual couch potato 18 to 19 year olds - always try to explain basic philosophical ideas about...

Oct 14th

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She starts using big words when she’s pissed off. Woe to you if they’re longer than 9 letters.

Sep 15th

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Ice cream vans need to die.

No one appreciates your out of tune songs and no one even buys your ice cream. STOP CRUISING DOWN MY ROAD THREE TIMES PER DAY PLZ. I don’t understand why people blasting music out of their houses/cars are classed as a nuisance but these gimps get full reign of my decibel meter. Gits.

Aug 9th

FUCKING SHAMWOW MY ASS.

oheyjazelyn: IT DIDNT ABSORB SHIT. Didn’t absorb actual shit or didn’t absorb anything? EITHER WAY FUCK THAT. VINCE LIED.

Aug 1st

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Bring[yourname]thehorizon

No. Be inventive.

Jun 21st

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WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG.

Jun 6th

May 13th

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>Create blog >Never post anything original >Always reblog Why not just save the pictures and save us all from your drivel? “But it takes too long compared to clicking the reblog button!” CLICK LIKE INSTEAD. Fucking rice and peas.

Apr 17th

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Useless files

Oh, you split the CD into separate tracks for me? Cheers. You didn’t split the CD but gave me a .cue file which does it for me? Alright, thanks. You didn’t split the CD, gave me many .cue files for formats I don’t need as well as multiple scans of the covers? Hmm… Gave me numerous logs and info files serving no purpose other than e-peen enlargement? Now you’re...

Apr 12th

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There is no hope for some people.

Person 1: “i once said i hoped someone died of cancer.” Person 2: “ur a sick bastard…i hope someone close to u gets cancer and dies from it.” Mockingly said I enjoyed that, trying to point out the stupidity, only to get Person 2: “glad to provide entertainment…hate people that come away with stuff like that its a trrible disease to have and its...

Apr 11th

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Headphones: Cans: Not interchangeable terms. Ever.

Apr 10th

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i like my tea how i like my men:

Black and gay

Mar 23rd

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Tumblr

Create a blog that has dead simple UI? Awesome. Look at all these users, who should I follow? I do like how they conveniently display all recent posts of people I follow on my homepage. Look at all these bright lovely human beings. That is a truly inspiring piece of art, I think I’ll follow you mysticmarie(or any other interchangeable tumblr name). I like that band too! I’m sure glad I...

Mar 23rd

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Clothes

People who spend all their time and money on clothes shopping typically have no better hobbies or interests. Well dressed person all of the time = boring personality all of the time.

Mar 22nd

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Go away pesky chinamen

NOPE.

Mar 21st

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Astronomy and England

> Read about rare astronomical phenomenon > “Only comes once every 90 years? I’ll be sure to see that!” > Mark date on calendar > “YEAH IT’S TONIGHT. TIME TO GO AND LOOK.” > Cloudy

Mar 20th

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Mar 16th

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I got more annoyed at the terrible grammar than...

Mar 15th

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So, what's your project about?

Peace, love, and hate. Past, present, and future. Racism. Human rights. BORE BORE FUCKING VOM. GET SOME IDEAS OF YOUR OWN. Hate generic bastards.

Mar 12th

Mar 10th

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Door to heaven riddle

You have died and are in limbo. There are two doors. One door leads to heaven, and the other door leads to hell. There are two guardians, one by each door. One guardian always tells the truth, and the other guardian always lies. What one question can you ask a guardian to find out which door leads to heaven? The answers are supposed to be clever contradicting whatnots but FUCK THAT. ...

Mar 9th

Anonymous asked: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhihlipdxw1qz4spho1_500.gif

Mar 4th

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Mar 2nd

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Did you draw it from life?

NO I DREW IT FROM DEATH YOU MORON.

Feb 12th

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Steep.it →

sidemeat: The simplest internet tea timer EVER Too bad all the times are wrong making the website useless.

Feb 12th

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Jan 28th

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Anonymous asked: Why do you follow so many tumblr artfags if it only makes u mad?

Jan 20th

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Jan 11th

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Jan 10th

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MIRROR. NOT “MEEER”.

Jan 5th

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S6 INIT.

Flummoxed. Walking home from college I noticed something that reminded me to post this. Someone had written S6 4 LYF SOMETHINGOROTHER (along with the usual incomprehensible nonsense) on a bus stop and someone’s garden wall. I’m tempted to write them a little letter and stick it to the bus stop seeing as it’s always getting vandalised. It’d go something like this: ...

Jan 4th

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Anonymous asked: Why no Christmas post? ;_;

Jan 1st

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God with a capital G.

Reading books written by overly religious Americunts is pretty painful. I don’t care if you think god showed you something in a dream or if you pray every night or join hands expecting something miraculous to happen over the touching of your own skin. What is more annoying, however, is the fact that they capitalise ‘God’, ‘His’ and ‘He’ all the bloody...

Dec 19th

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TuneUp Digital Music Management

I saw this in the Apple shop today. It’s a program that tags your music much like this plugin for foobar, only the macfag one costs £30 and the foobar plugin is freeware. OH YOU.

Nov 28th

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Ben: YEAH I'M GOING TO PAY £79 FOR MAC TUTORIALS JUST SO I GET USED TO IT. 
Me: Why wouldn't you just look on the Internet?
Ben: THE INTERNET ISN'T THE SAME. I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME AMERICAN ON YOUTUBE NATTERING ON. 
Me: And you'd rather listen to some idiot behind the bloody genius bar who doesn't know what he's talking about?
Ben: THEY DO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. I ALMOST GOT A JOB THERE. 
So I thought to myself: if they were prepared to let you work there then that just proves my point you fucking fag.

Nov 26th

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I SWEAR. IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING AUTOPLAYING DICKARSE ADVERT ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO PRINT MY WHOLE ALBUM OFF AND POO ON IT IN RAGE.

Nov 22nd

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Pianists.

Why do they speed up and slow down all the time? And why do they slowly edge their hands away from the keys at the end of a song as if the piano is going to open up and bite them off?

Nov 20th

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Nov 16th

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"SCHHHHLURP"

Today I encountered one of the most irritating people I’ve ever known. I made my (loltri-yearly) visit to the dentist and upon getting there on time, was expectedly looked down upon by the receptionist who didn’t seem to grasp the fact that I am useless with financial jargon. She wasn’t the annoying one though (well, she was, but she’s not the subject of this molten vat of...

Nov 15th

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A debate I had today. And last year.

Brought up at lunchtime today was a long forgotten debate about homosexuality and paedophilia. The shortened argument goes something like this: All urges are natural. Being gay is an urge - the urge to become sexually active with the same sex. If being gay is an urge, and all urges are natural, being gay must be natural. This seems alright until you introduce paedophilia. All urges are natural....

Nov 5th

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Anonymous asked: Just wondering what your opinion is on global warming and eco-friendly related topics.

Nov 2nd

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Halloween

The day you can dress up as anything, add white face paint and call it a costume. Also the only time it’s acceptable to knock on people’s doors asking for food. http://dontbegay.tumblr.com/post/229014223/kids-knocking-on-my-god-damn-door Annual raeg.

Oct 31st

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Oct 28th

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